Our favorite jokes about bodhraners and pipers

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- What's the best tipper to use to play a bodhrán?
- A pen knife.

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- How do you know a bodhrán player's at  your door?
- The knocking keeps getting faster and faster, and he doesn't know when to come in.

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- What's the difference between a bodhrán and an onion?
- Nobody cries when you chop up a bodhrán.

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- What do you call a bodhrán player without a girlfriend?
- Homeless.

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- What do you call a bodhrán player with a pager?
- An optimist.

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A bodhrán player, a banjo player, and a bagpipe player jump out of an airplane without parachutes. Which one hits the ground first?
Who cares?

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- What's the difference between a bagpipe and a chainsaw?  
- The chain saw dosn't have vibrato.

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- Why do pipers march while they play?  
- A moving target is harder to hit.

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- How do you get two pipers in tune with each other?  
- Shoot one of them. 

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- How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
- Someone is blowing into it.


Happy Samhain :)